September 2012
1 post
Open Letter to Facebook - I'm too much of a pussy...
I really don’t understand when Facebook became the forum where we brag about every step of our lives as we slowly turn into our boring ass parents? I end up spending hours of my time scrolling through pictures of engagement parties I wasn’t invited to, weddings I didnt attend, babies who aren’t that cute, and houses that are in the middle of surburban purgatory - obligated to...
June 2012
3 posts
Butterfly Twists Shoe Giveaway!!!
If you have been following me for awhile now, you know my absolute disdain for flats. At 5’10” I usually strut around in my giant hooker heels not caring how tall I am, or how much my feet hurt. As embarassing as it is to admit, I sometimes become that gross drunk girl at the end of the night who stumbles barefoot home… but thank God I have managed to avoid contracting tentus...
lady in the streets...
I really hate being treated like a booty call. Like clockwork, a certain someone has been texting me on the weekends past the hour of 12 AM. Today, he decided to text me this afternoon, just to simply state that he was bored. I had a goldfish that died when I was eight too if we are telling stories to each other that don’t fucking matter. It would be one thing if he made an attempt to hang...
drumroll please...Law School Betch TANKS
So I have been working hard on designing something that perfectly encapsulates my sassy ass attitude, which has resulted in this:
http://lawschoolwasted.blogspot.com/p/tanks.html
A lot of accounts sell merchandise that fucking sucks, frankly, but I wouldn’t put my name on anything that wasn’t absolutely amazing, so trust me. These tanks are straight fire. Anyway, they are available...
May 2012
10 posts
I don’t think you guys understand the severity of the situation. I have been dating someone who treats my heart like monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time, so I need to learn how to be treated well before it’s too late for me. - Girls
connecticutdream asked: Just want to tell you, I love your twitter! What school do you go to??
Epiphany.
You know how my dad met my mom? He saw her shopping out and about one afternoon, and basically stalked the fuck out of her. He figured out who she was, who her family was and where she lived. He basically showed up to her house and refused to leave. Yes, this was creepy, but yes, they are still married a bazillion years later.
When a boy likes a girl, its really just science. It doesn’t...
Guys who express how much they like you don’t mean shit. Guys who do shit to show you how much they like you are the ones that actually like you.
Ever read a letter from a bro at war? Ever actually seen a guy who was really into a girl? People do crazy shit for people they like and if this bro can’t even hop in his car and take a mini road trip once or twice, he’s probably not...
“I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with ONLY me.” - Girls
law school: where everybody knows your name, and...
Let me tell you the real deal about law school: its not hard. If you know where to get some adderall, pick the right classes, and read a book, you’ll do a-okay. The law isn’t the hard part of the law school, its the fucking people. The large majority of them, I try to avoid like a vampire avoids the true death.
My school has under 200 people in a class, but these aren’t normal...
When I'm the first person called on in my 9 AM...
wheninlawschool:
I’m like:
Meeting You Out vs. You Asking Me Out
I tweeted a couple weeks ago about meeting a 22 year old out the bar. He was cute to my hazy memory, taller than me (5’10”), and seemed nice enough. Though reluctant, I gave him my phone number, well expecting to never hear from him again. After some sober life stalking, I discovered he was actually real life cute, +10 pts. for me. To my surprise, he’s been blowing me up ever...
I just met you, and I'm fucking crazy
If you have been following me for awhile, you may have noticed that I have a slight disdain for the male population, as a whole. In a phrase, they all blow insanely toxic donkey dick. How did I become such a bitter misanthrope at the tender age of 25, you ask? Well, it was not an overnight journey. Dudes really did not become much of a concern or interest for me until college, and I mindlessly...
